left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024

Clean my rings

You just got done “DJ-ing” someone and you now must wash your hands but want people to know why

I just got done with Madi, now i need to go clean my rings.

by LittleExcursion420 June 28, 2024

rooster ring

A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."

Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.

by 40ozwarrior July 24, 2022

King’s Ring

Your top gay hook up, who’s arsehole you love pounding like wild animals.

Yeah I miss playing the field, but he’s the king’s ring and I could ride that ass all day.

by Fast cars, wild animals September 26, 2021

Grunt Ring

Ring around the dick head

Every man has a grunt ring around his dick head

by Andy richard October 15, 2017

moon ring

Someone's butthole with a sweaty ring of poo residue around it.

She loves it when I rub her moon ring from behind.

by WillDiggity November 30, 2016

choco ring

An unwiped asshole with fudge dripping out of it at all times.

Guy 1: dude I bet your nervous. Guy 2: yeah my choco ring is puckered.

by Trungeldore July 22, 2015