velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker February 28, 2016

HAM 5S

The official code for being a bit unethical, usually used in the context of an insult

Those tarred with this phrase usually are implied to still be breastfeeding despite being an adult.

don't be a massive HAM 5S and you're 28 and still breastfeeding?

by jonnyb510 November 24, 2020

mad hammed

Eating so much ham you feel drunk.

Every thanksgiving I get mad hammed!

by 26 sloths March 26, 2017

Stuffed Ham

When a woman who is being penetrated by a hermaphrodite has her other orifices penetrated by two men, and the hermaphrodite is receiving penetration in all their orifices from three other men.

We were all fucking like pigs last night in that stuffed ham!

by LIUKKAKE January 08, 2023

hammed up

To be in possession of large amounts of ham.

Will: "I just bought a thousand slices of ham, I'm hammed up for life!"

by chesyon March 20, 2023

Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble

Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!

by Chris Kendall November 16, 2007

ham twins

Ham twins are the ass cheeks of a thicc woman. Its slang for the term booty or ass. It can be confusing to use in a sentence sometimes.

Damn, Kim got some nice ham twins.

Look at her sexy ham twins!

by Midget__Moto June 06, 2019