National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

SHORT

VEX
VEX = SHORT

Haven: vex what are you

Vex: tall
Haven: stop lying
Vex: Fine im short

by Haven~san May 9, 2022

Hop-a-short

To become increasingly more hyper.

If you drink too much Red Bull- You become hop-a-short.

by Jack Lannie December 29, 2007

Short

Anyone below 5"0

Man 1: Hey, What's your height?
Man 2: 4'10
Man 1: Damn you short bro

by Lolomobantot April 30, 2022

Short dick syndrome

A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.

James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome

by Thelostguy January 19, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles' Life Was Cut Short<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles' Life Was Cut Short<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles' Life Was Cut Short<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Short Bus One

Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.

"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."

by crjoker April 7, 2025