A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.
Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
by Bing_C November 28, 2015
When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.
by Possumfucker December 19, 2018
when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".
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