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by conkersbaddddddddddddddddddddd December 29, 2020

Ringing it

When your dick is so scared, it retreats to a point that it looks like a condom ring.

Dude, that chick was so scary, I was ringing it!

by Spindoctor78 January 22, 2022

ring-barked

Circumcised (NZ slang)

I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two

by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015

Elden Ring

When a guy cums in another guys mouth and then he spits it into the ejaculators ass and proceeds to slide his dick in. This formation of cum on his dick is known as an Elden Ring.

Bro, I got a sick Elden Ring last night. It was lit.

by Brauztin June 20, 2024

Dragon rings

To simultaneously blow (vape/smoke either or not both) from the corners of the mouth and from each nostril.

Wow! Did she just blow the most dragon rings ever?

by I. Dyddertwyce December 30, 2022

Ring cushion

Giving a girl a ring to get in her pants but never having the intention to marry her.

Hey that chick I met last night would be a perfect candidate for a good old ring cushion.

by SunnySwizZz May 29, 2020

Ring nudger

One of those annoying boyfriends who 'accidentally' slips out during a spot of doggy. He then pretends he's having trouble finding the right spot to put it back in and nudges the back door repeatedly until you either slam it closed or grudgingly acquiesce.

I like Frank/Dave/Reginald, if only he wasn't such a persistent ring nudger...

by Dan G Erous August 29, 2016