gorgon shit

Worse than bullshit

Sally: Hey Dan I got a three cheese lasagna
Dan: Sally there’s two cheeses on this lasagna that’s Gorgon shit.

by Daszbin December 22, 2019

air shitting

Poofing out dung particles airborne. No bueno etiquette. Otherwise known as farting or ass smoke.

Stop air shitting in my car bro. I'm calling Obama.

by munko July 14, 2014

shit dammit

Words used by fictional surfing legend Lance Burkhart (played by Laird Hamilton) in the 1987 film "North Shore," when a lull in the waves occurs during a competition.

Used when either term alone is insufficient in expressing extreme disappointment or anger .

Shit dammit!!! GRRRRRRR!!!! I NEED this win!!

by Shagwell April 16, 2008

Schlong shitting

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.

Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man

by Schlongass April 29, 2021

Thot shit

A song that megan thee stallion made and the song really give hot bitchy girl vibes

"Hands on my kneed shaking ass on my thot shit , post me a pic ,finna make me a profit"

by Just a radom persone_225 November 13, 2021

Shit Blower

A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.

"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015