Hym "Elon said he got invited to the island... BUT I GUESS WE WON'T HAVE KNOW IF WE DON'T GET THE LIST, WILL WE? RIGHT!? I know I've never been invited to retard sex island. AS WE ALL KNOW... The last time I was proximal at any unscrupulous sex stuff... I WAS KEPT OUT OF THE LOOP! EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THEY KNEW I WOULD EITHER SNITCH OR LEVERAGE IT OVER THEIR HEADS! Okay? Right? Be honest got invited there! Elon Musk got invited to the sex island. He's analing Amber Heard all over Johnny Depp's bed... Grimes is a fan of mine. And Elon stole my shit. He's a scat thief! He stole Amber's shit and he stole my shit! Bahahahaha! Ha! Doody thief! And even the politicians know he steals! THEY KNOW HE STEALS BUT WHAT DO THEY DO!? Hold up faggy little signs! THAT'S IT! The Democrats are holding up little paddle signs and LETTING MOLESTERS RUN RAMPANT! And the Republicans are in on it! If the Democrats know he steals... Then the Republicans ALSO know he steals... They just don't say anything about it!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
Get the Invited to the islandmug. Cook Islands is a place that is apart of New Zealand. It is a multitude of Islands, and has a population of 17,500. It is located in Oceania, and the other places New Zealand owns are Tokelau and Niue. I am having an existential crisis that I lost my old Urban Dictionary account and have to wait 29 days to get it back on my dead email address. Did you know, that Cook Islands has its own currency!
Person 1: Omg can I cook at Cook Islands?!!?!?!???!?!?
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(
by tally hall enthusiast August 4, 2023
Get the Cook Islandsmug. ArE yOu On ThE iSlAnD?Âż!
by BustedBecky666 April 19, 2018
Get the Are you on the island?mug. The act of "Butt-Chugging" a liquid of the consumer's choice, followed by the consumption of said liquid that is excreted out the consumer's bowels. This can be done solo or with a larger group of individuals.
by TheStinkFlushFactory July 14, 2025
Get the Rhode Island Bourban Chickenmug. A metaphorical place one person escapes to while calling it “We Island” — claiming everything they do is for both of you, while consistently making solo decisions without communication, collaboration, or consent.
Often characterized by:
- Major life changes you weren’t part of — like moving, switching jobs, enrolling the kids in something big, or suddenly “going in a new direction” you didn’t know was on the map
- Calendar changes delivered after the fact (if at all) — like finding out you’re going on a family vacation you didn’t know was planned, to a place you wouldn’t have picked, during a week you didn’t know you were available
- Emotional or financial risks taken “for us” that you didn’t even know were on the table — or that you can't understand why they were ever on the table
- A “joint decision” you somehow find yourself in the middle of — wondering not just when it was made, but who even thought it was a good idea
Not to be confused with:
We Island — an actual shared space where decisions are made together, with mutual respect, transparency, and a shared compass.
Often characterized by:
- Major life changes you weren’t part of — like moving, switching jobs, enrolling the kids in something big, or suddenly “going in a new direction” you didn’t know was on the map
- Calendar changes delivered after the fact (if at all) — like finding out you’re going on a family vacation you didn’t know was planned, to a place you wouldn’t have picked, during a week you didn’t know you were available
- Emotional or financial risks taken “for us” that you didn’t even know were on the table — or that you can't understand why they were ever on the table
- A “joint decision” you somehow find yourself in the middle of — wondering not just when it was made, but who even thought it was a good idea
Not to be confused with:
We Island — an actual shared space where decisions are made together, with mutual respect, transparency, and a shared compass.
“I already made the decision, planned the details, and set everything in motion — now all you have to do is smile, get on board, and join me on Whee Island.”
by Otto Consent April 24, 2025
Get the Whee Islandmug. by gayestretard September 16, 2016
Get the yellow islandmug.