National thigh fuck day

A day to appreciate thigh fucking because thighs are amazing and unappreciated
Thigh fucking is so unappreciated! Let's make it known with national thigh fuck day
by Https.ray January 29, 2022
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National Rim Job Day

May 24th, go get your car rims done and then, you can be a little weird!
Sounds dirty, but it isn't!
Kurtis: Hey mechanic! it's May 24th, National Rim Job Day!
Mechanic: Alright i'll get your rim job done!
by kurtisconner May 29, 2021
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the 22nd of Febuary
a day when Gingers are celebrated and rejoiced by people of all hair colors
when those special people among us can walk with their ginger heads held high

it has recently come to the publics attention that the ginger hair colour is becoming extinct!!
it is being bred out of our society! dont let this happen

usually celebrated with a selection of slogans on stickers
slogans such as
: keep the fire burning
be aware, gingers are there
Ginger rangers
ginger and proud
Ginger Power

originated at ryedale school
e.g. A: hey guess what day it is tomoroww
B: errr your birthday?
A: no! its National ginger awareness day silly!

e.g A: happy ginger Awareness day
by click-click-BANGBANG March 05, 2008
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National short people day

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!
Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house
by Ur mum gay sksksks November 16, 2019
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National Dick slap day

On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.
Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.
by Big nasty 69 April 11, 2018
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National fortnite squad day

October 25 is the day to play fortnite squads and nothing else
tom: man imma play some fortnite all day tomorrow

robert: why?!?

Tom: Because it’s October 25 witch is national fortnite squad day
by Roberttgemanhoe April 13, 2018
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National Homie Rimming Day

July 9th (7/9) is national homie rimming day where you and your homies rim each other
It's National Homie Rimming Day Jarrod, get over here and let me eat that ass.
by Spyre7216 July 09, 2021
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