monkey spunk

A cream colored oil used to clean and preserve metal gun parts.

slap a little of that there monkey spunk on my barrel, would ya there Brucey.

by militia_maniac May 27, 2004

spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

Ackin' a monkey

When your chirrens be actin' up out in public. Believed to be indiginous to the southern US.

I watched as the child's momma grabbed him by the hand and shook him wildly screaming "I told you quit ackin' a monkey!"

by Lynnoflyns April 19, 2007

bush monkey

A nickname for men who like women with big bush

Doug is a bush monkey and loves to eat his girlfriend's hairy bush

by Dubiks December 19, 2018

glass monkey

A person who is addicted to Crck, Meth or any number of drugs consumed by smoking in a glass pipe.

"I was sitting at the red light and this glass monkey came to my window and asked for some change."

by J_Wizzo April 20, 2006

Bed Monkey

A cheap whore that will jump in any bed.

Joe: Trish is a mega Bed Monkey.
Dirk: No shit, that b*tch is always ruffling my sheets.

by DirkDirkDirk July 7, 2011

Meth Monkey

One who is addicted to crystal meth.

Rachel: That girl is MESSED. UP.

Kelly: Yeah. I went to high school with her- total meth monkey.

by thepinkranger July 29, 2010