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Frickin Moldovan

A person with the lowest level of intelligence.

A deceiving, childish, full of shit and totally retarded person. Also the kind of people you never want to meet, loves to say that he is Russian (neighbor country), because deep inside he knows that his country is a total shithole due to its own stupidity and arrogance.

Used as a direct insult at someone who does or says something soo ignorant that they take it to a whole other level of stupidity, just like a Moldovan would.
————————-Example One————————-
(Sitting in a Geography Class)

Student 1: (Asks Teacher) Hey where is Canada Located??
Student 2: (turns around surprisingly and says) Dude, you are such a FRICKIN MOLDOVAN.

The Whole Class laughs Hysterically.

————————-Example Two————————

Friend 1: Dude I just got the best Invention, that will make me a billionaire.

Friend 2: No way. What do you have in mind?

Friend 1: (excitingly replies) It will be an Automatically deployed parachute when it hits the ground.

Friend 2: (Disappointedly says) Wow....Fricken Moldovan.

—————————-Fun Joke—————————-

Q: How do Moldovans Drink Coffee???

A: They wear sunglasses and drink hot water.
by 100% BigMouth November 26, 2017
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frau molder

There was a Frau Molder near china town last night
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broadmoor molly

A female who pursues men with severe psychopathy issues.
“Rachel’s seeing that guy with the facial tatts and nazi regalia collection,, she’s such a broadmoor Molly”
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Criminal mollycoddling

A trend where criminals turn more and more into their mothers each and every day, especially the males.
Criminal mollycoddling has turned the penguin into the parakeet.
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Big Molly

In this term, the use of big represents tall

The term used to describe someone who is a pushing savage . They are often bigger than other Mollys. It is likely that they play field hockey. If you have a friend Molly, call her Big Molly.
Hey Big Molly, how’s the weather up there?
by yay643783 September 29, 2018
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Tom Moley

This is a ginger male who once had a mole on his penis, he has many moles over his body. He is a man of great stature but uses too many long words! Usually found in north Carolina or Gibralta.
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Crown Molding

A condition where gunk has built up on your genetalia
R-Kelly hasn't washed his dick in a while and has some serious crown molding building up
by Rickwann March 17, 2019
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