Dollar Store Lesbian

A straight girl that does gay things.

Human Queer Baiting.

Girl: "I love this girl so much. We cuddle, kiss, hold hands, spend all our time together, have sleepovers, bathe together, and live together. She also has more pride merch than I do. Too bad she has a boyfriend and is straight."

Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."

Lesbian: I want Lesbians.

Mom: We have Lesbians at home.

Lesbians at Home: Are straight.

by Neon Ant May 16, 2022

Ur dad lesbian

Ur dad lesbian is considered to be so powerful that victims can suffer considerable pain for years if they not die directly. Some countries have found Ur dad lesbian so dangerouse that they have made the insult illegal to say.

Exampel 1:
Person 1: Fuck you
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: Ur dad lesbian
Person 2: *gets a pain far worse than death*

Example 2
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian

Person 3: *Falls down in a eternal coma with no end*

by Dab Schnab March 10, 2018

Bronze Star Lesbian

A lesbian that dates women 80% of the time but men 20% of the time.

Hey Ted you might like my sister, she's a Bronze Star Lesbian, you might be her type.

by JenkinsO'Houlihan March 12, 2021

three quarters lesbian

When you are a bisexual female but , you tend to fall for girls more often then guys

Abby:so... we’ve been hanging out for a while now,but you haven’t told me if you are straight?
Emerson:umm... let me google what I am ,oh here it is I am three quarters lesbian!
Abby:oh ok, thanks.

by copelily82 =) you got it September 4, 2018

Lesbian bullet train

When a lesbian is really good at pulling other girls but she’s not a fuckgirl she’s just smooth

Niamh is the lesbian bullet train, she has so much rizz

by Lets.start.a.riot March 15, 2023

lesbian rule of 7

there are 7 lesbians near you
2 are your best friend

2 are dating

1 is your ex
1 is actually straight

and 1 annoys the shit outa ya

“dude i wish i could find a gf”
“well that’s the lesbian rule of 7 for you”

by bluhsmith August 9, 2020

lesbian lady biceps

The biceps of a lesbian that everyone stops and admires. Straight guys, gay guys, straight girls and especially lesbians. Something every lesbian top wants so that they can carry their girlfriends and look great in tank tops.

"Sarah did you see Caseys lesbian lady biceps?"
"what n-"
*both stare at Casey's biceps as she walks past*
"damn, I mean I'm straight but damn"

by lesbians_in_suits February 10, 2020