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King's Law

When a man is discussing anything with a female feminist, as the conversation continues, the probability of the feminist accusing the man of "mansplaining" approaches 1. This is especially true online.
A: "How'd the conversation about your research go with Carole?"
B: "She said "Jesus, thanks professor," and then invoked King's Law."
A: "As expected."
by Bealz April 6, 2019
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Chad's Law

Once a Chad is in motion it stays in motion; therefore the only way to stop a Chad is at the start.
Jerry: "I shouldn't have invited these guys, I didnt expect them to be complete Chads"
Newton: "If you studied Chad's law, this would not have been an issue"
by LtOfFlavourTown May 13, 2019
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Ernest's Law

No matter what, any conversation with a leftists will always come back to Donald Trump.
Guy: "I just think if schools had pre-retired desk jockey cops patrolling inside, school shootings would stop immediately."

Leftist: "We should also continue to overregulate guns."

Guy: "What would that do?"

Leftist: "Ughhhh! You were brainwashed by Donald Trump."

Guy: "Ernest's Law you have never failed me!"
by Nontendo May 14, 2019
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law 101

The very basics of the study of law. Typically contract law, but usually used to mean that an answer is based on common sense.
" I thought I didn't have to pay him" #1
"You've got a contract - that's Law 101" #2
by Bronte Snaurus January 3, 2018
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Morton's Law

The law defining the known fact that you have to wear the opposite colour bra to your shirt or else the bra will be Easily visible
Omg, you can totally see Becky’s bra right now.. has she not heard of Morton's Law
by I just need chicken salad April 9, 2020
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Reddit's Law

A scientific term. Reddit's Law states three key concepts:
1) A meme can never die, it will always come back into the spotlight either to continue its evolution or else to be used in a crossover meme. Both scenarios often result in the meme being significantly less funny than it originally was, and are rarely successful. Dead memes being brought back usually means this time it dies 10x faster than the first time.

2) For every post, there is an equal and opposite repost. Because a lot of new meme content can start out on Reddit, a new meme being created successfully would mean a surge of this meme across the internet. This surge is known as the Platform Cycle over the whole internet, but also occurs independently across Reddit. As the meme spreads, it will die out in most places except Reddit as stated in the above concept.

3) You must stay on your own subreddit. Posting a Weed Meme on a subreddit for Gun Safety would result in the user responsible being crucified, as the Weed Meme was not posted to r/weed or r/dankmemes.
(posts a doge meme to a car subreddit)
Car Subreddit Members: You are now dead
Meme Subreddit Users: I will take this and post it to it's appropriate place (all 50 people say simultaneously)
(there is now a surge of Doge memes across Reddit)
Intelligent person: This one idiot in a car subreddit accidentally enabled Reddit's Law on Doge, now Doge will just get less and less funny smh.
by reallifeworddefinitions February 24, 2020
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Girard's law

Coined by fat retard and known iFunny user "Girard", his law, which was written in purple crayon, states that anyone viewing this must subscribe to his account.
This guy. He has swag. "Girard"? Fuck, he makes me wet. I must subscribe. It is law. Girard's law. Lol
-Girard, wearing groucho marx glasses
by SexyGirl77 May 10, 2020
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