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A Lord Stan

A Lord Stan is someone with either the name Alex or Stan. This person is generally quite large, in a good way, but likes to show everyone he is larger. A Lord Stan is one of the kings of the lads - he will use his resources to provide a rave cave, and will always be that one guy at the party who downs 2 bottles of Malibu. Who knows, maybe your Lord Stan is still a virgin too?
'Johnny is such a good guy - he's just a proper lad, always providing entertainment with the boys, but sadly not with the girls. Such a Lord Stan!'
by puckmeister April 29, 2022
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duck lord

That one guy that will kill you in Minecraft over and over again. He'll destroy everyone in any game they play.
From the deep lands of Ireland, he risen from the potato farm and became the Duck Lord, Lord of The Ducks.

((He also lost in a rap battle against Seek lmao))

His favorite bread is garlic, if you give him any other type of bread, he's still gonna be glad, but will destroy you anyway.
Spreads chaos across every Minecraft server he goes through.
Look! Duck Lord has found diamonds already!

Let's hope Duck Lord doesn't see us!
by SeekyBoi February 5, 2020
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Scrum lords

A group of top notch gentlemen who have a higher level playing field and sarcasm than the typical crew. Men with wisdom and a past that is all together the epitome of “scrum”, but only those in the group know the truth and love that is shared.

- Obi Ones older brothers group or friends who use the force to pull chicks
Scrum Lords that was fuckin sick last night we deserved to scrum it up. Let’s never talk about it again
by Darth Yeeted January 29, 2022
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African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.
Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
by wowmandude January 9, 2017
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Rizz Lord

A red haired hobbit that constantly eats twizzler nibs and follows them with a juul drag.
Wow that Rizz Lord has some nasty bunyons!
by Therizzerlord December 4, 2023
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Lord of the Cocks

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.
The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.
by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024
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flump lord

by flump lord 88 November 14, 2016
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