Trans-in-law

When your father in law becomes your mother in law or vis-versa. Short for transsexual in law.

Kenya West appears unhappy with "Caitlyn" as his trans-in-law.

by Oreomom July 29, 2015

sperm in law

When a woman has a baby conceived using anonymous donor sperm, the individual her parents blame for all the child's undesirable traits is the "sperm in law"

Our new grandson cries when we put him to bed. Our sperm in law probably did that.

by Neoal July 25, 2014

Karamazov’s Law

The real state of an interpersonal relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

Rick: dude Annie keeps posting pics of her and Marc and shit on Facebook but I’m pretty sure she’s sleeping with his brother.

Will: Ah, classic Karamazov’s Law.

by Lord Bi den January 7, 2021

pepe's law

anything that can be memed, will be memed.

"why do they keep meming spongebob?"
"because of pepe's law my dude."

by creed of travis September 1, 2018

Chad's Law

Once a Chad is in motion it stays in motion; therefore the only way to stop a Chad is at the start.

Jerry: "I shouldn't have invited these guys, I didnt expect them to be complete Chads"
Newton: "If you studied Chad's law, this would not have been an issue"

by LtOfFlavourTown May 13, 2019

Taut Law

1. A rule or law defining a persons' use of redundant phrasing or wording;

2. (of) forming a contradictory concept that occurs preconsciously before syntax

Doug: ...my life just sucks now--without Marge in my life, I am lost
May: Well you know what Doug, it is what it is
Doug: Wow, I'm lucky you're here to remind me that there's always the 'Taut Law'
May: ...
Doug: Bitch!
May: What the F#/K is the 'Taut Law' , Asshole?

by edraculate November 22, 2016

Gussin's Law

Gussin's law states that , if you have to use "fat jokes" or other personal attacks to win an arguement on the internet, you have in fact already lost.

Usually an indication of the users inablitiy to effectively support their stance on a given subject with anything coherent.

origin: modeled after "Goodwin's Law"

This guy thought he could win an arguement on the message board by making "you live in your momma's basement" jokes. Evidently he hadnt heard of Gussin's Law.

by strawberrysnortcake June 6, 2011