Amazing husband with a unique personality that has such a perfect life ahead of him with his wife that he is not going to throw away because he promised he would stay
“Jordan is amazinggg”
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A strong English forename, meaning "To flow down" or "To descend" when used as a forename.
When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".
See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.
When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".
See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.
Good Evening, allow me to introduce myself as John Jordan Smith, or my name in Latin: John Soft Cunt Smith.
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Get the Jordan mug.A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.
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