Government Work

A Lowest Bidder's or Military Grade standard of consistent and adequate, but otherwise unimpressive work, without the quality of a competitive market. A done job. Not well done, but done.

This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.
Person 1: The rifle can just barely hit a watermelon at 500 yards's distance.

Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.
by oron61 April 07, 2022
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Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".
"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."
by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019
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giving up the work

When someone is exposing the sauce/technique/secret/pro-tip/the way you live
Telling the police where the drugs at are at. “Man jack is giving up the work to the police!”
by Xstrife September 23, 2023
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netflix and work

To secretly watch Netflix at work.
So glad my computer faces a window so that I can Netflix and Work.
by Fvolfrine February 03, 2016
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Work grandpa

A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!
My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.

Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
by Bleepblow February 19, 2021
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working the biscuit

Thrusting ur hips side to side to the point when ur friends or colleagues notice....n commend you for properly working your biscuit
Yo that girl on the dance floor space sure is working the biscuit!
by Shan.n.bob February 01, 2016
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This isn’t gonna work out

They’re joking about it don’t worry!
This isn’t gonna work out baby
by NancyForest December 29, 2020
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