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hit the wood pile

The act of a person who has just suffered a bitter loss in a game of pool hurriedly returning their pool cue stick to the storage rack.
I told you you couldn't beat me in pool...now time to hit the wood pile.
by drime ramsey July 13, 2025
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jacob wood

Fluffy funny fucker lmao i love you brother form JL
Jacob Is funny

Jacob wood is fluffy
by Jack smith6273 November 7, 2019
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Off the wood

Phrase describing someone who’s really baked. Particularly baked off a backwoods
Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”

Ryan - “He’s off the wood man
by Purple drink October 29, 2021
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Kacie Wood

A Kacie Wood is effectively slang for a slut and/or slag. A Kacie wood is a person who would actively try to cheat, deceive or intentionally be cruel just because they could.
A Kacie wood is usually associated with a Kylie Wood which can be just as manipulative or cruel. The types of people usually accept all takers of any gender or age, including up to 50+ years older then their selves.

To spend an evening with a Kacie or a Kylie is to willing subject yourself to various diseases, particularly Herpes and "the clap".
This is certainly a person you wish to avoid long term life defects and moral injustice
I once slept with a Kacie Wood and now I have a recurring rash.

I declined an offer from a Kacie Wood, now she is trying to blackmail me on a regular basis.
by Dandelion saffron April 16, 2019
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Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.
Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
by Coronakid2020 April 6, 2020
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tiger woods

Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.
Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.
by QuacksO June 3, 2023
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Wobbly Woods

A game played with the assistance of a friend, one person consumes massive amounts of alcohol and gets blind folded, you are then taken deep to a random spot in the woods where you will remove the blind fold and search for a way out of the woods.
Friend 1: yo wanna play Wobbly Woods again?

Friend 2: sure but you're gonna be the one blind folded this time, I ended up on the highway when I made it out last time
by button_on_shirt March 4, 2025
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