phone your horses

To completely fuck up a common expression by mashing it up with another similar expression.

ie: hold the phone + hold your horses = phone your horses. "Whoa, whoa... phone your horses!"

ie: Bingo! + Bob's your uncle = Bingo's your uncle

by dreddy May 1, 2014

horse-and-buggy hot

Someone considered extremely attractive/cool at some point a long time ago, but not anymore-reminiscent of long-forgotten players who no longer hold much sexual prowess.

"Wow, Lee is looking rough these days!"

"I know-he's horse-and-buggy hot, hard to believe so many girls used to chase him-he couldn't pay them too now"

by That_Bev February 1, 2015

Sour horse milk

The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.

"She wouldn't give me anal last night, so I left her a little Sour Horse Milk"

by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

burnt horse poo

Crusty poo.

Burnt horse poo tastes like dried toast.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

Monster horse cock

An abnormally large horse dick

That horse has a monster horse cock!

by Jhgdt May 29, 2021

international horse day

the day where we celebrate horses

“omg todays april 26th its international horse day”

by horsegirlallyson April 26, 2022

American horse pirate

a longer way of saying cowboy

“American horse pirates raged throughout the land.”

by shatisthat June 30, 2021