cougar hands

Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.

Look out, that bitch Emily Cannon has cougar hands.

by Da Burger March 23, 2014

Carter Hand

The definition of hell this man should be arrested at first site if caught he will serve 17 life sentences for 293 counts of murder and several hundred counts of breaking and entering. This man is most likely armed and highly dangerous.

Police 1: the carter hand has struck again.
Police 2: oh lord really?!
Police 1: yes, this is the 293rd murder

by Carter hand March 31, 2022

hand derps

When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi

I told her, I guess your hand derps.... I’ll finish myself off .

by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018

Magnetic Hands

Someone who steals from someone else aka pickpocket

That woman who comes round to clean grandmas house has magnetic hands

by Doncorelone March 23, 2011

hand shoes

Gloves

It's cold outside; let me get my hand shoes.

by NOS4ATU June 12, 2019

Chip Hand

When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit

Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!

by MaGiiC July 13, 2014

Curly hand

Where yer hand curls up from drinking and you are clumsy.

Boys all fuckered up,gots the curly hand.

by Fuzz Tone March 10, 2023