As The Rotten Fruit

When an opinion is that useless, and even hamful rather than giving any good advice.
(Made probably by me)

Person A: "I think you should see a doctor."
Person B: "That idea is as the rotten fruit. I already went to see a doctor a few times!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

european fruit

A fruit that is european. Not to be confused with asian fruit.

I ate a fruit in europe. That was a delicious european fruit.

by Tamaz88 January 18, 2025

fruit salad

or fruit salad bar or salad bar
military slang for the many ribbons worn on the lapel of a service uniform

Did you see that General's fruit salad bar? Impressive!

by timmmmber January 23, 2025

Fruit poop lush ice

When you walk into a bathroom or space where it smells like poop but also smells like a fruity vape

me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal

by anonymous January 30, 2025

fruit loops special

the act of sticking your penis into a fruit loop and wearing a toucan costume

i can’t wait to go home and do the fruit loops special with my wife witch i so need.

by aldo2cool February 2, 2025

Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Fruit Salad

The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.

I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!

by DTune February 11, 2025