fecal fun fest

A festival at burning man in which people celebrate the worlds greatest shits.

Jim: Hey Ted are you going to the fecal fun fest
Ted: No
Jim: Fuck Off!

by FecalFun12345 November 18, 2015

female handsome

Pretty girl or guy.

Might not be a girl, but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't know anyway walking down the boulevard.

It's not a word all about sexual attraction.

Hey there female handsome! (Get slapped in the face)

"I'm a guy and I will kill you!"

Sorry just admiring.

by Treebonics May 4, 2016

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016

Fecal delusion

Believing that anything that exits their body through their anus does not have odor.

Brad's fecal delusions after eating fast food tacos got him thrown out of the car pool.

by B. Fashizz June 3, 2016

Female 1-10 scale

A scale on which a female's attractiveness is rated. 1 being the worst, 10 being the best.

"Hey did you see the new girl? She's hot!!!"
"Yeah, on the female 1-10 scale I'd give her an 8/10"

by no_one_of_consequence September 13, 2016

Female attractiveness scale (1-10)

A scale used to measure the attractiveness of women with 1 being the lowest or ugly as all get out and 10 being the highest or beautiful

On a female attractiveness scale (1-10) Megan fox is a complete 10 and their nappy headed crack ho looking thing on the corner is a 1 and that girl that ain't ugly or pretty just plain is a five

by Capshelby01 September 19, 2016

Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017