Dylan Maslon

An internet celebrity who is famous for having his gamertag reported and changing it to Barrett9001cal, in attempt to outdo Barrett9000cal, a famous Bad Company 2 player.

Dylan Maslon is such a noob

by TrevorOwnsBC2 June 18, 2010

Dylan stiles

A super fucked up person with a little baby dick and to much pubic hair

Fat fags Dylan stiles

by Caelan June 18, 2014

dylan mays

Dylan has the biggest penis. He gets all the bitches and pussy. When he's alone with a special someone, he tears it up.

I want to be like Dylan Mays

by Jose Quantam February 1, 2017

Dylan Melby

Biggest fuck up to ever exist. Attracted to children

That guys in love with a freshman, wow must be dylan Melby.

by Elizabeth177 May 13, 2018

Dylan’s Soggy Biscuit

It is when someone consumes their own jiz after masturbating

Person1: Oh my god jake is so gross
Person2: yeah i bet he likes Dylan’s Soggy Biscuits

by 🅱️epis v.s. 🅱️oca 🅱️ola May 26, 2018

Dylan’s Team

Refers to someone who is really shitty at something, usually sports or fantasy football.

“Who do you play this week?” “I’m playing a total Dylan’s team bro lmao, easy W.”

by gg 3-0 September 23, 2018

Dylan Durler

A fat nigger that sits on fortnite every day and fucking fingers his ass whole while playing the guitar

“Oh your a dylan Durler cause your fat and been sitting on fortnite all day you faggot” that’s what Dylan means

by Lil Dick balls January 12, 2019