Dylan is one of those wanna be country boys who drives "daddys" truck, clapped out and pulls an invisible trailer behind his 90s model shit box chevy (sometimes a newer one). Usually out of a small town in western North Carolina (preferably hickory, NC)
Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.
Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass
Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.
Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass
Joe: You see Dylan over there?
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.
by Yourmommastittie August 29, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by ilovemichaelmajerski April 7, 2022
Get the Dylan Riskinmug. 
Get the Dylanmug. dylan is a person who try’s to act funny infront of his friends but on the inside he’s just a horny teenager who wants cuddles and kisses from his girlfriend. he also thinks that they are much taller than everyone when in reality they are literally 4”1. they are also very sexual
Girl 1- i really want a bf
Girl 2- i wouldn’t go for DYLAN cause one he’s taken and two he’s annoying af
Girl 2- i wouldn’t go for DYLAN cause one he’s taken and two he’s annoying af
by dylanpurcellsmith812 November 2, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a horney, lazy, man child who enjoys underage girls and blowing bubbles made out of his bosses dick cheese.
by Hehdissi February 6, 2024
Get the Dylanmug. A Dylan is one of the best people around. They are good at a lot of things, but tend not to flaunt their skills. They usually like boys and girls and make for one of the best friends you could have. People who don't know them will think they're weird but they will do anything to help a friend. They have an amazing sense of humour and are very smart. They love fiction books. Especially ones with adventure and/or action. They would make a great girlfriend/boyfriend because they will always be thinking of the one they love. Dylan's will do anything for a friend. If a friend needs help a Dylan will drop everything to help them. A Dylan is always honest. They don't like attention but are great audience speakers. They do whatever they want and don't care what other people think about them. If a Dylan loves someone they will stay loyal to them forever. A Dylan will always focus on the bright side. They can make you feel better just by smiling at you. Most people admire a Dylan and value their friendship so much. A Dylan excels at school. They understand emotions really well. They will always know how you feel and will do anything to make their friend happy. You can always trust a Dylan with you secrets and they won't tell anyone. They are great at debating. They are into nerdy stuff and really love video games. They are very artistic and creative. They have a great imagination. If there is a Dylan in your life you should value their presence.
Person A: omg Dylan is so thoughtful!
Person B: I know right! They're my best friend! I hope he's my friend forever!
Person B: I know right! They're my best friend! I hope he's my friend forever!
by Zacharias June 13, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. by Dafuckingman December 3, 2019
Get the Dylanmug.