cure depression

Become E-Girl

Noah: *Eats Chicken Nuggets*

Noah: *Drops Chicken Nuggets*
Noah: *Enters eternal sadness*
Noah: *Searches how to be happy*
Noah: *Becomes e-girl called Lua*
cure depression
Lua: *Happy UwU's*

this story is inspired by real-life stories

by Lua-Chan March 22, 2022

how to be depressed

Ask out your crush. Her answer will either make you depressed or happy!

"Hey, i like you!" you say.
"Everyone hates you, just go away." She replies
You cry and become depressed.
This is how to be depressed.

by fashionable gamer June 18, 2021

Depression

one day i woke
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass

I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle

Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake

a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills

I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids

A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy

THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression

Depression. The part when the author ate some ass made me cry. That was so deep.

by Deep dolphin October 15, 2020

depression

me

oh! your in so much depression, your me!

by hi, yes, hello, i'm me January 22, 2020

depression slippers

It's a metaphor for the wearer (person) that has the big sad and needs mental support because they are probably gay. They often feel like they are left out or lonely and tend to listen to sad and depressing music.

This is because slippers often look as if they are sloping or saggy we associate that they're sad or depressed.

((CREDIT TO KALLIE FOR FOUNDER OF THIS PHRASE.))

Person 1: Dude, why is that girl so sad?
Person 2: She has been wearing her depression slippers a lot lately.

by BonnieTheBunny1611 December 15, 2019

Depression Soup

A type of alphabet soup that mocks you and makes you sad.

Depression Soup: Hey fatty, you suck!
You: Throws the soup in the garbage.

by DillonVentures January 22, 2020

sophia depression

The feeling you get when you think about Sophia Lillis and how cute and pretty and amazing and adorable she is. Side effects are crying, wanting to meet her and hug her and tell her how much you love her, and an excesive feeling of uwu

This Sophia edits are giving me Sophia depression

by Loser 011 January 5, 2019