Post-Coital Depression

The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.

Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.

by pickled rick September 29, 2017

historical depression

historical depression is the learning and educational system of history and its great old uselessness and how with history and if u look back on the past in the present all you know is to not to repeat in the future.

im gonna kill myself due to historical depression

by Hagshdnfvdjala April 17, 2022

Depression

Something everyone goes through at one point. Some more than others cough-me-cough. But it can always be cured by someone or many people who love and value you. Dont be depressed.

Urban Dictionary helps cure and cause my depression.

by Skittles_07 December 21, 2019

fake depression.

people in mostly middle/high school who think they are depressed for no reason even though they weren't diagnosed with it if your just sad its not depression depression is when you have to take pills so stop acting sad a lot of people think this cause in movies they do sad stuff and then they do it because it makes them depressed

james:One time i saw some girl on Instagram talking about how sad she is she has fake depression.

jack:what a idiot

by my sister is fake depressed November 20, 2020

Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.

God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!

by anonymous September 6, 2023

depression

something white trash girls claim to have so they can get attention.

girl 1: I have depression
girl 2: bitch no you don't
girl 1: *leaves*

by stinkymonkey42069 January 28, 2021

Depression

Something no one should ever feel. Depression is a deep feeling of sadness. Depression can usually be caused by separations, breakups, bullying, and many more things. When it starts, you stop doing the things you normally do. You stop doing school assignments and you stop participating in your hobbies. Music starts to make you reflect on memories. You are able to smile, and "act" happy but you don't feel the happiness from the smile. every day just digs deeper, and eventually you start to fear life more than death. And then......black........you've ended your life and don't know where to go. I once had depression, suffering from my mother and father divorcing. Still hurts to this day thinking about it. But with time, and a lot of strength, i've recovered.

*REMEMBER. IF YOU HAVE SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND ARE THINKING ABOUT ENDING YOUR LIFE CALL 800-273-8255. IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE.*

" I wish no one was able to get depression" "i wish sadness never existed."

by LoFiMixer May 13, 2021