Cunt Muffin

The nicest and worst words put together.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.

"Good morning cunt muffin."

"Get on your knees, cunt muffin."

by valereally January 21, 2008

Kitty cunt

Someone who is acting like a little wuss or has the attitude of a mean child.

John whined about coming to the party; he is such a kitty cunt.

by troygtf December 17, 2008

cunt cheese

A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

by Mr. Dumpling May 13, 2005

shower of cunts

A group of cunts numbering more than 8 that are gathered in the one place. A cunt gathering or "shower". The correct collective term for cunts.

I dont want to go to Paul Pedinghams place as it usually contains a shower of cunts

by Peter Pedingham August 25, 2007

Cunt Farmer

A pimp

Travis: dude did u get that hoe from the cunt farmer?
Ryan: fo sho negro

by BBBalla30 April 30, 2007

cunt in the murray

verb: to smack a cheeky chap in the chops; to offer a good swedge to the chin in retaliation to an affront.

John: Fuck me that skirt makes your arse look big

Janet: Right you're in for a cunt in the murray.

by Y-Bob August 4, 2007

salami cunt

A general term referring to a lady of affluence who's vagina is so blown out that an entire roll of salami can be sucked into her gaping twat with relative ease.

That Pocahantas was such a salami cunt that the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were all lost witin the confines of her pretty pink pooter.

by Waddles September 18, 2008