Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024

Canadian Blonde

(Adjective)- combination of Canadian and blonde, in terms of their below average IQ. Combining them together is used to heavily emphasize lack of common sense.

person 1- you are such a blonde, because you cannot understand something so simple
person 2- well, I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not a Canadian
person 3- Be quiet, both of you are Canadian blondes

by Dop3matt3r_ May 22, 2023

Canadian hotflap

Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.

Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."

by CanadianDUCK August 10, 2016

Canadian roulette

In the event of an eighth overtime, each team fields 15 players on the rink, and the puck is replaced with a loaded gun. First team to score a headshot is the winner

Hey Garry, you wanna get the boys around and play Canadian roulette?

by Clucker9000 May 8, 2022

Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Canadian Hippo

Another word for the beaver is the Canadian hippo

*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*

Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo

by OfficialJayJames November 16, 2018

Canadian Snowball

Cutting of your friend’s ballsack and freezing them in a freezer, then throwing it at a random civilian or police officer

I’m gonna throw a Canadian Snowball at you

by Rensiballsack July 2, 2025