ass-caked

To drink excessive amounts of alcohol at a Greenday concert

"I'm gonna get absolutely ass-caked tonight"

by Asscake69 May 3, 2017

Cake Gargler

A person who has no definable neck, generally due to obesity.

Damn, that man has no neck....he must be a cake gargler!?

by King Ulfberht April 5, 2015

Vanilla Cake

Vanilla cake is when a friends bakes another friend a cake but nuts in it while making it.

Carmen made Jackson a vanilla cake

by DabKing69 June 2, 2018

Chrissy Cakes

A tragically homely woman who bakes cakes for men who want to eat them and have it too!

Chrissy Cakes had a man visit her at her bakery so he could have his cake and eat it too because he's still hung up on her.

by lie4eil October 29, 2017

juicy cakes

A women or mans buttocks that is plump and juicy.

Gurrrrl... She got some juicy cakes... her cakes is juicy!

by juicycakes2018 May 14, 2018

Buffle Cakes

When you shit and fart in someones ass during sex.

I'm going to buffle cakes that mans ass so hard tonight!

by cowboybootsatafuneral November 8, 2022

cake muggles

Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.

This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!

by Buttercream queen August 30, 2018