Fucking Bullshit

The act of trying to procreate using that which a Bos taurus has defecated.

Person 1: DUUUUDE! Where you fucking bullshit!?
Person 2: Too right I was! A perfect answer for my Zoophilia and Coprophilia!
Person 1: Fucking hell man you're fucking minging.

by Goodolshitbringer October 30, 2019

Bullhead Clapper

Foul, Raging STD in which the head of the Penis is Swollen to the size that of which a Grapefruit is associated. Only course of Action, is to beat the Penis with a small mallet until puss is excreted through a rip in the skin.

Man=Doc, i think i got the clapper
Doctor=Well looks like its time to get out the hammer and start whackin'

by Edgar Allen Hoe January 3, 2003

Justifying Bullshit

When someone tries to make something wrong right, in order to make them better. In the ways of relationships etc.

John: I miss you, we were such a great couple!
Sara: I'm sorry our breakup was for the best.
John: Why are you always JUSTIFYING BULLSHIT?!

by JT.Peters April 5, 2010

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Lax Bull

A tool that plays lacrosse. The "bull" portion comes in because they are keen to use a variety of slang terms, including bull, husky, chill, jawn, etc. They are a hybrid of a wigger and a jock.

They invariable wear one of two outfits:

1.
Shoes: high-top athletic (i.e. Nike, Adidas)
Socks: high, typically black
Pants: Athletic shorts (regardless of climate)
Top: Lacrosse/Athletic/State School Hoodie

2.
Shoes: Athletic flip-flops
Socks: various
Pants: Lacrosse/Athletic/State School Sweat Pants
Top: Lacrosse/Athletic/State School Hoodie

It is important to note that not all people who play lacrosse are known as lax bulls... just most of them.

Example 1:
Person 1: You going to the party tonight?
Person 2: Nah, it's infested with Lax bulls.

Example 2:
Lax Bull 1: Yo bull, you wanna go smoke an L after school?
Lax Bull 2: Nah, Dog. I'm lifting after school. Gettin' Husky!
Lax Bull 1: That's chill.

by The Bull K-Riz January 6, 2009

bullsballs

The original bulls balls that hang under the back of a truck, usually a redneck's add-on to remind people that the truck is masculine. Looks like a bulls scrotum. Also as a gag. Driver usually has a redneck horn on his dash too.

Hey man, them aint bumper nuts themz BULLSBALLS!

by jrBman August 26, 2006

Bullasses

A word used to describe frustration with a situation or when one has no idea what the conversation is about or what to add to it or when one agrees with the severity of the situation described. The principal is similar to "lol", "whatever" and others.

Moreover, "Bullasses" just sounds funny and it is catchy too. Try it!

Todd: "My gf hates me now because I missed one phone call"
Dave: "Bullasses"
Todd: "I know :D"

==

you: "So what do you think about Pete getting a promotion?"
me: "Bullasses"
you: "noice!"

by Dimon December 19, 2006