Smol Bean

Smol bean is a cute/beautiful (depending on gender) person, often as a significant other, and/or boyfriend/girlfriend. Often times when someone tells you that you are a smol bean, and you accept it, their theirs.

I called (name) a smol bean, and he/she's fine with it. He/she's MINE.

by Cocchi September 20, 2021

Bean clock

A clock made out of beans, what did you expect?

"Yo, I just got a bean clock today!"
"Dude what the fuck"

by PositiveNegative297 August 23, 2021

Hot bean

When you squat down over your girlfriend and poot on her clit

Man I gave that b**** the hot Bean last night

by Flappyfibs August 29, 2021

slurping on the bean

Chugging down some delicious coffee.

Woah, Jeff is slurping on the bean like a caffeine fiend over there!

by Landwhale July 9, 2021

Juju bean

Usually a joke referring to someone’s head shape. Most likely a long headed person

Jake: bro you seen Tiffany head?
Lamar: yeah bruh she got a juju bean

by TooSleezzy July 12, 2021

bean freaker

Someone or something that defies the laws of logic or reality: through its perception, literallyfreaks ones bean (mind)

The idea of the Higgs boson literally freaks my bean.

Taking acid and watching Montell is a bean freaker.

by TLiT July 18, 2012

Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012