August

Most likely a non binary fella. They have amazing hair and a very gender nose. They’re either super spontaneous or horrendously shy there’s no in between. And they’re probably in love with one of their bestfriends.

“Hey did you see August today?”

“Yeah their hair looked so hot and they got all the bitches”

by augsmented November 23, 2021

13 August

The most unlucky person in the world

A : When were you born?
B : 13 August
A : Ahh that's gonna be the date you die

by WaWAWorld April 10, 2022

August 8, 1986

The day that Hot Rod got Optimus Prime killed by Megatron. FUCK YOU HOT ROD!

Man 1: Hot Rod fucked August 8, 1986.
Man 2: yes he did. Fuck him

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

August 20th

August 20th

On august 20th finger your best friend day .

Hey it’s August 20th !

It’s finger your best friend day .

It won’t be weird

by Stranger401 August 18, 2022

August 11

The day you send a friend a picture of your boobs

Hey, it's August 11, you have to send me a picture of your boobs.

by arkturustgg August 9, 2023

Sven August

Some guy who does ski, loves lasagna and play Fortnite with the pro boiz. He's really into the bois. oops i meant fortnnit. He always has a friend named Jo.

That Sven August REALLY loves LASAGNA. HE'S a REAL GARFIELD!

by LOLDAMAN November 6, 2019

August

sexy ass mf

august.

by 25225Mej July 9, 2021