hot air balloon

The act of farting in ones mouth

I gave your mom a hot air balloon after she yelled at me for jacking off with her thong.

by Keithberns5 September 23, 2015

Air your shit

Fighting running a fade.

“I’ll air your shit bruh”

by Lil-los321 December 20, 2019

Civil Air Patrol

A political disaster that is similar to boy scouts but actualy gives over zeluos adults rank and control over their children and their childs peers.

Many a ambitious cadets CAP career was destroyed by a fat peice of shit parent.

oh and god help me if they ever look for me.

"I will promote you after my son is promoted"

by qwerty December 24, 2004

reverse bel air

Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the "Reverse Bel Air" - a story that starts with the first few lines of the lyrics to "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," but suddenly changes to something shocking, unforgettable, and unrelated to the Prince of Bel Air.

That dude posted about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air on a forum but he RBA'd (Reverse Bel Aired) into a discussion about his gf.

by Julius Davies October 15, 2008

Civil Air Patrol

See: Wannabe's.
See also: Over-privledged high school boys; Overzealous subscriber to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine; Weekend paintballer with too much free time.

"Tony joind the Civil Air Patrol because he was too old for the Boy Scouts and too young for the Air Force. What a lame-ass wannabe!"

by Carl J. Maltese May 20, 2007

nike air jordans

Normally worn by a white guy called Stuart who thinks his black but ain’t.

I wish I could jump Every white guy wearing Nike air Jordans

by The ugly thrush 222 September 14, 2019

Chinese Air Mail

After sexing a woman, hold a small chinese man up over her chest and have him take a fresh hot dump from 3 feet above her body.

She had never heard of the Chinese Air Mail manuever, so I called my boy Ching Ling and together we conquered that bitch.

by Ken Singelby April 5, 2007