Cat in a Bathtub

A sexual act involving trying to push your testicles into someone's anal cavity during non-participatory guy on girl intercourse.
Usually done to try to get more enthusiastic involvement from your partner.

"Man, I was banging Shana the other night, and she was laying there all comatose, so I tried stuffing my balls in her ass... It was like trying to stick a cat in a bathtub..."

by Turd Ferguson 74 March 5, 2009

cat's ass

The coolest thing ever!

Wow! Tom's new car stereo is the cat's ass! 8)

by Square_Peg February 8, 2010

cat-dog

When two men are docking both of the men simultaneously piss in each other's dick

Man oh man, me and jimmy totally did the cat-dog last night, best time of our life's

by Bloody smegpot May 24, 2014

mashing the cat

The act of having sex with a female. Intercourse.

I can't believe Phil got caught mashing the cat with that chick at his party. His girlfriend is furious.

by Union Redneck November 19, 2006

cat skinner

The operator of a small bulldozer. Usually runs the machine to build logging roads. Has nothing to do with chinese food.

"Ackz0r! Teh CAT skinner ran over meh f00t!"

by Big D November 17, 2003

cat slap

To repeatedly slap a vagina until it's purple.

Hey conor,your mom enjoys a good cat slap!

by Ooogalie Boogalie May 7, 2003

aids cat

Literally, a cat that has FIV living on a back porch in Jacksonville, FL, waiting to be taken to the cat sanctuary. Used appropriately as an expletive to describe bad situations or people.

2007-08 UK basketball is an aids cat.
The guy who just broke up with me is a fucking aids cat.
The guy who, on the first date, seriously asked me "Do you wanna see it?" is an aids cat!

by Philifrodick March 21, 2008