by SemperSooies November 25, 2016

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 25, 2019

A man with a plan. And a lot of puns. This individual is known for his cheesy sense of humor and sharp wit. He is a notorious fan of the 2007 smash hit film Wild Hogs, and spends much of his day trying to torment his roommate in creative ways. Also known as "Jizz Daddy" and "Jizzy."
Hey man did you see? Jizz Krakubik is here!
Whoa, dude, I hope you memorized some Wild Hogs quotes because he's on his way over here right now now, Shaka Brah!
Whoa, dude, I hope you memorized some Wild Hogs quotes because he's on his way over here right now now, Shaka Brah!
by WetDaddy June 21, 2017

by Jassuncle February 22, 2022

A unit of measuring a squirt of a condiment of your choice, With a thicker texture ie. Mayonnaise ranch or Ceasars dressing, although part of the dressing family a vinaigrette is not used in reference to this unit of measure,
by CoDizzle_11 March 27, 2024

Jacking off a ginormous cock native of Philadelphia but raised in the Carolinas into an ornate cup & then greedily slurping up all of the royal potion & immediately afterwards showing the empty cup, bowing down & saying “please sir, can I have some more?”
She greeted me at the door, butt bootyhole naked, with her jizz goblet in hand, eagerly waiting to be fed.
by Wild Shanimal February 19, 2023

Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*
by OneMilkTwoCows June 9, 2018
