bladed hand

the shape of ur hand when you are knifing someone

his bladed hand went and knifed me so hard last night.

by bbgjumpingbeans December 31, 2017

Hand friend

When you don't have any real friends, so you draw a face on your hand and move your thumb to make it talk, (or do other things) so you don't feel so lonely.

I got mad head last night from my hand friend.

by Dirty Claus October 19, 2017

hand shitter

An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.

TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.

by Tittsmcgee November 5, 2017

the red hand

Start off finger blasting then go knuckles deep until you split the bitch

Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?

Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her

by Dasmil 1041 March 20, 2017

tragic hand

When you shove your hand waaayy up someone's butthole and it gets stuck

Aw man I was having some nice sexy times and i had a tragic hand

by Giraffe Fucker April 14, 2017

hand size

your chode penis size that all nathans have. your penises maximum boner length

"ohhh nathan let me see your hand size.."

"ew gross it's a fucking chode"

by ccg ohhh yea May 18, 2017

Hand-Burgler

1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.

2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.

Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017