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G00GLE SHIT G00GLE

you gotta , just say it and remember the DEEP SECRET about G00GLE GOOGLE as they are SHIT and the 10^100 exponent is the unachievable in perception which is just the smokescreen of all of these ALIENS yes they are real including me , yes another PLAN IT.
OK, oh-oh, oh-oh , this might seem freaky BUTT if you like to EAT PHYSICAL HUMAN SHIT while getting it on, well, say G(00)HAUNTED G(00)HAUNTED , pronounced OOOOOOOUH OOOOOOOUH as (yes, TOVE LO (TW0 LU)...(T00 LU)...(T0 LU)... as plainly you SHITEATER'S who gross out most people , say 00H 00H and you have earned the G00GLE SHIT G00GLE as always falling in the SECOND 0 because the first 0 is the STARTING ASSH0LE 0PENING of yours and THE PARADISE you experience is embedded in ALIC(E) CONSTANDIN(A) (TITIS) for you SHITEATER'S while you use your HP LAPTOP to find your SHITFEEDER PARTNER and HP = HIDDEN PARTNER which is what SPECIAL SHIT will find it's way to your G00GLE SHIT G00GLE making love to and after a good STOMACH FUCKING FROM G00GLE SHIT G00GLE as just open your mouth and say 00H 00H PUKE and EAT THE P00 P00 EKEK= P00 P00 as a thorough 0H PHEW = FAGG0T'S.

HABITS (STAY HIGH) TOVE LO
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE May 16, 2022
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Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!
by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024
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piece of shit

You’re the piece of shit here.”
“awh! thank you so much Sukuna!”
by stsgtruther November 17, 2023
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hot shit

someone or something that's described to be really cool.
I went to my friend's house and met his dad, and boy, was he a hot shit.
by Suburbanz71 October 6, 2018
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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shit giggler

You: "Hey do you know a shit giggler?"
Me: "Yes, I am a shit giggler.."
mugGet the shit gigglermug.

Cocky Lil shit

A person or situation which combines spoiled and narcissistic behavior. Usually nagging and unbearable for the elderly.
Making Maximes for everything makes Immanuel Kant a cocky Lil shit.
by KingJorge April 17, 2018
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