A person who is sitting on the toilet taking a dump while scrolling through TikTok on the phone, losing track of time.
by Trickypack February 6, 2023
Get the Shit-tokmug. Shit is the majority of people including you.
I hate you, shit!
by I haaaaaate yooouuuuuuuu! May 6, 2023
Get the shitmug. by squid_x January 11, 2021
Get the bakers shitmug. (Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed
by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015
Get the shit ribbonmug. The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
by mie July 26, 2014
Get the oh shit strapmug. To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.
Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.
by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012
Get the shit witnessmug. by Thug Life Coach February 7, 2024
Get the Shit Showmug.