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Flubber Dick

When you've been jerking off way too hard for too, long and your dick turns red and limp.
"Oh man, last night i jerked it way too much to Monica, and now i have flubber dick"
by mannnysg October 2, 2016
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Dick

The word "Dick" when used disparagingly is woefully misinterpreted. Often conflated with words like, Asshole, Jerk, Punk, and a laundry list of other's. It is in fact someone who calls Assholes out on their shit! Dick's are intelligent, quick witted, and uncommonly kind considering how ruthlessly they take down their prey.

Dick's only appear when provoked by the incessant droppings of words like shit from ass from the ever prevalent steaming turd herds of millions of free range Assholes. Overcome by the powerful compulsion to shut the Asshole down before it shits on everything around.

Dick's always win the argument, because Assholes get fucked and it's the Dick's that do the fuckin'.
"Man! You're such a fuckin'Dick!"

"Why? Cause I called you on your bullshit? Asshole!
by IGetsPaid September 14, 2020
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dick

dick is a body part that usually girls deepthroat
by ongiwannagetfuckedintheass March 13, 2021
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Dick sneeze

Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.
by High coyote April 21, 2018
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Re-dick

To dick again.
She came for a "re-dick", again and again!
by rigger August 15, 2020
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Dick Down December

Ayo yo it’s finally Dick down December.
by Millipussy December 6, 2021
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Dick Knuckle

Someone who thinks they are nonchalant and thinks that they are humorous and have W rizz, but in reality they're just a loser.
Girl: That girl over there thinks she's so nonchalant, but she's such a dick knuckle.
by yustank February 5, 2025
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