A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021
Get the Kindle Shitmug. by The shit cunt April 27, 2022
Get the the shitest shit cuntmug. The name given to the mixture of hash and bud in a joint. To be smoked with caution, unless your a top bloke.
by TTheBro December 1, 2023
Get the Shit in the grassmug. "Hey, a brilliant scientist just found a way to extend average human lifespan, such a good news right?"
"Sounds like so, but why?, Why would you want to live longer? Being an old, lanky, and damn rusty is not good, at the end, you just still die, just like "Average" human being."
"Can you not always Shit Lining like that? What's wrong with you?"
"Sounds like so, but why?, Why would you want to live longer? Being an old, lanky, and damn rusty is not good, at the end, you just still die, just like "Average" human being."
"Can you not always Shit Lining like that? What's wrong with you?"
by SimVael August 2, 2020
Get the Shit Liningmug. by iconic joe November 29, 2021
Get the No Shitmug. by Memer#1 December 27, 2022
Get the spinal tap shitmug. Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.
by Huomk September 19, 2020
Get the Eating shitmug.