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Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021
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the shitest shit cunt

His name is Paul 😂
That Paul is the shitest shit cunt 😂
by The shit cunt April 27, 2022
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Shit in the grass

The name given to the mixture of hash and bud in a joint. To be smoked with caution, unless your a top bloke.
I have some hash pal, will we roll an oul shit in the grass.
by TTheBro December 1, 2023
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Shit Lining

"Hey, a brilliant scientist just found a way to extend average human lifespan, such a good news right?"

"Sounds like so, but why?, Why would you want to live longer? Being an old, lanky, and damn rusty is not good, at the end, you just still die, just like "Average" human being."

"Can you not always Shit Lining like that? What's wrong with you?"
by SimVael August 2, 2020
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No Shit

a comment a smart-ass person would make to make themselves feel better.
Dude 1: Wow, is that blue?
Dude 2: No shit
Dude 1: *...*
Dude 2: *feels kool😎"
by iconic joe November 29, 2021
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spinal tap shit

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.
A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives
by Memer#1 December 27, 2022
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Eating shit

Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.
Jeff keeps Eating Shit on this jump
by Huomk September 19, 2020
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