shames the shit

If something "shames the shit" of something else, it is a slur on the object or person, claiming that they are very inferior to their creator.

You shame the shit from your father's arse.

by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004

bakers shit

not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.

brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit

The term "Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit" is used when you want to express that someone is a "fucking piece of shit", but you want more pizzazz

Hey Mike! You're a Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit!

by PitifulIris April 3, 2021

Shit-hole

Most of the West Midlands in England. Also spewing into parts of Staffordshire, Shropshire, Worcestershire and Warwickshire.
Mainly inner city tower blocks and 3 bedroom semis in working class suburbs are known individually as shit-holes and collectively as a shit-hole of a place to live. Rural England is a pipedream to shit-hole dwellers.

"Who would buy a house in this shit-hole"
"God knows. All they can hear is ambulances and police cars driving past all night"
"I know. It makes me grateful I live on the 14th Floor"

by LenTunti March 26, 2021

shit wack

could be used when something isn’t it like bruh shit wack

p1: hey how has your day been
p2: bruh shit wack 🙅 ♀️

by gvgiss May 5, 2022

Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.

Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022

Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023