Kiss your boyfriend

Go kiss your boyfriend SEPTEMBER 7TH :)

Hey today’s national kiss your boyfriend go kiss jake.

by Poppy princess September 4, 2021

Hug your crush day

Go hug your crush on May 30th!Because it’s hug your crush day!

Girl-Hey can I get a hug?

Crush-Why?

Girl-Because it’s hug your crush day!

by Charlotte Adams May 12, 2021

Your so good at Makeup!

In the context of an instagram comment on a post with low effort makeup means "haha you think you're sneaky wearing makeup"

not to be confused with "Wow your eyeliner is flawless" or "please teach me your ways oh goddess"

*posts selfie on instagram wearing only mascara*

Jessica who does not wear makeup: your so good at makeup!

What she means: I don't wear makeup and Im better than you

by heard1073 May 12, 2021

if your bored any you clap your hand

when your bored and only have one hand

claps hands more then you ever will

i cant spell

if your bored any you clap your hand

by ImSpidaman May 13, 2021

your mom

what im fucking tonight

im gonna fuck your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021

your mom

what im fucking tonight

im gonna fuck your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021

Cool Your Engine

When a man leaves his hard penis in ice, and a woman takes a hot shower and as you can imagine it can really cool her engine.

Her: My body is hot right now, I'm sweating.
Him: Let me get a'hold of you and cool your engine.

by Brando Cal-Risian May 15, 2021