Shit Canvas

When one is covered in shit and another person draws with it on the others body

Bro my girlfriend wants me to shit canvas her

by Kjsimpsons February 19, 2025

Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.

"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son

by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020

Shit Cunt

Noun
A derogatory term used to bring the utmost shame to someone.

Fuck nah, you're an absolute shit cunt aren't ya!?

by FarknShitCunt July 9, 2024

Shit-Ass

"Hey Speedbridge, wanna see me Shit-Ass?"

Hey Speedbridge, wanna see me Shit-Ass?

by Baldski.Png March 19, 2021

Stinky Shit-eye

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.

Fuck out, with your stinky shit-eye.

by DARKFiB3R June 14, 2019

Piece of Shit

Just and absolute piece of shit.

Kyle is a piece of shit.

by IamHumanAlien December 19, 2022

Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.

Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."

by WordsWise July 10, 2024