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Piece of shit

To be a piece of shit is intended to be an undesirable characteristic of oneself or another person.

How to know you’ve become a piece of shit?

When you feel as filthy as the turd you squeeze out of your anus, daily.

Add a bonus if you’re working on multiple turds.
Consciousness: I bet if you fuck that party rag doll begging for a pegging you’ll feel like a piece of shit after.

Criticism: But why, all she needs right now is a nice ride and look at those melons..

Consciousness: It may be a nice ride for sure but what about Anna waiting back home.
by bongholmes January 7, 2022
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No shit Sherlock

When someone says “No shit sherlock” they mean “Fuck me hard in the ass
No Shit Sherlock” i want a big hard dick in my ass
by SmartGuyWithABigDick January 7, 2022
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Shitted

by Definitelynotchrispy January 7, 2022
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Hot Girl Shit

Originally made popular by Megan Pete, known professionally as Megan Thee Stalion, Hot Girl Shit is a statement gaining popularity in the last 2 to 3 years. Rather than being a measure of physical attractiveness, and not gender exclusive, being a "Hot girl" or being on some "Hot Girl Shit" means that you are exuding a level of confidence in your look and your energy that makes people turn their heads and say "Damn (He or she's) Hot as fuck)
Tori: "Damn have you seen Ashley lately?"
Brad: "Yeah. She's confident as hell. She's on some Hot Girl Shit"
by TheBeesCheese January 7, 2022
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The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
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Shit-Fucking

When you squat over someone’s butt hole and shit in it and they pass it back
Tyler:yo Jessica you wanna start Shit-Fucking

Jessica: eww that’s gross but hot *creams*
by BallsInAllOurJawses69 January 8, 2022
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PG Shits

Scud in a mug.

When Laura doesn’t wash her cups properly.
by Wastegash99 January 8, 2022
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