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Shit rumbles

When you get belly rumbles/ pains which usually occur before you need a poo.
When your poop is in process of exiting the anus.
Awww I’ve got proper shit rumbles
by Bb cx October 29, 2020
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Shit-tacular

Travis' decision making skills are Shit-tacular at best
by Fuvkmesoftlywithachainsaw January 12, 2017
mugGet the Shit-tacularmug.

shit-fuck

(noun)
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)

1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe

individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.

2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.

3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'

2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'

3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'

4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'

5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK

was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
mugGet the shit-fuckmug.

shit jaw

The horrible taste in your mouth after you've licked your boyfriend/girlfriend's ass
1.) I have to go to the dentist,but I can't ,because I've got shit jaw after licking jack's B-hole.

2.) Man sarah should really wash herself more often, she gave me shit jaw.
by chubbzilla April 24, 2016
mugGet the shit jawmug.

Anti-shit

Damn, that was so shitty it was anti-shit level
by Lisa Sauce April 16, 2018
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Spank shit

A term used by individuals to indicate they really blow that pipe
That boy Anthony really spank shit.
by Asher adams January 23, 2025
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Shit

What comes out of the booty hole when you eat
by Yopooobutt August 5, 2019
mugGet the Shitmug.

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