by aesthetic-as-hell January 19, 2021
Get the No shit Sherlock mug.When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.
Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
by Stoney69 August 18, 2022
Get the Shit & Run mug.Person 1: yo i gotta shit real bad
Person 2: the toilets are occupied though
Person 1: fuck yes off to the shit dungeon we go
Person 2: yesssssss
Person 2: the toilets are occupied though
Person 1: fuck yes off to the shit dungeon we go
Person 2: yesssssss
by gamner sex June 13, 2019
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Get the popper cheeks shit mug.An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.
by doomplings October 14, 2021
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Get the You Lil' Shit mug.Taking a photo while during a bowel movement, properly timed this produces a relaxed facial expression similar to those achieved by a glamour shot
by Dome ass March 13, 2019
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