shit twin

During labour, a shit twin is when a mother defecates at the same time her child is born.

"Did you hear that Jack had a shit twin?"

"It was embarrassing to admit that I gave birth to a shit twin."

by KinniKitty May 2, 2018

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Shit-chan

Chan is a term used in Japanese to refer to relatives or close people. But we don't listen to the rules outside of Japan, so Shit-chan is used for shittocks. Close to shitko.

That little shit-chan destroyed my book and laughed at me and told me not to tell anyone, or else she would tell my parents that I got mad and destroyed the book!
Someone was a shit-chan to me, and now I hate all of humanity!

by Waea March 8, 2023

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Dog shit welder

A weld that looks like it was done by a drunk Steve Wonder

Jon D is a dog shit welder

by Jdwelder May 11, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>At Least Children Are Giving Me Shit<.7.9.76.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

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Shit Proxy

An interface, implemented by software or business process, built on a source of unmanaged and incoherent data, and acts as poorly or poorer in its behavior than if the original data source was interacted with directly.

Developer 1: This API works in the most unbelieve illogical manner.
Developer 2: What do you mean?
Developer 1: When I used the original data source it was at least possible to find the exact thing I wanted and now because this shit proxy written by morons is in the way...I can't get it to do anything because they've changed all the search parameters. It's a fucking unique ID just return the fucking data with the Id specified.

by hel112570 July 11, 2022

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