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She's fucking Matt Damon

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

See trading up
Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
by Knowmadd April 11, 2008
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hooray for me and fuck you

A derisive and crass expression, commonly used to convey a notion of self importance and or victory with total disregard for others. Common reactions are less than positive, as some people struggle triumphantly with the development of a sense of humor. It is typically used in a sarcastic fashion or when one is just plain killing it.
me- ha! totally didn't pay for that drink.

them- they forgot to charge you? you should pay for that.

me- right, except hooray for me and fuck you
by dreg14 April 28, 2012
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i fucking love you

I fucking love you. I fucking love you honey. I fucking heart u.
by HoosierGranddaddy February 12, 2015
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probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast
Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!
by Becks69 January 9, 2008
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I will fuck your mother

An aggressive term of endearment, that some dumb magazine claims is used in Spain, in place of "fuck you" or "I'm gonna fuck you up"
Jack: Dude, your a cocklocker
Nick: WHAT!?! AGGH! I WILL FUCK! YOUR! MOTHER!

(vicious nipple twisting ensues)
by pwr 13375 y0 May 28, 2005
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cock fucking son of a bitch

people who deserve the upmost hatred.for their stupidity
you: john give me your spare pencil for the test 6th hour

john: no

you: you cock fucking son of a bitch give me your pencil now.
by william h. October 17, 2005
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