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Depression

Something i have, i feel perfectly amazing :)

(Im good, really..)
"Bro, i think i might have Depression.."

"What? Do you need to talk to someone?"

"No, im fine."

"Are you sure?"

"No, i am dying inside"
by XYungDaggerDickX March 14, 2021
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Post-nutal depression

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting
Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression
by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019
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Depression

Me, also I’ve been suffering from depression since I was like 10 it sucks cause it’s always on and off (like my fake friends)and I’ll be having a good time and then I’ll think of like killing my self or something ion kno I really need help I can’t sleep I don’t wanna eat and I can’t stop thinking I’m 11 someone tell me what the fuck is wrong with my mind
Depression “iwiwjishs”
by Thiccestwhitegirlyouwilleverse December 19, 2019
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The Great Battlefield Depression

The drop in player population in Battlefield most likely due to lack of content, boring same old maps, unbalanced weapons, bugs or repetitive gameplay.
BF fanboy: Ugh, why is BF1 so dead!
Me: It's suffering from The Great Battlefield Depression
by Big Schlong Johnson May 2, 2017
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midnight depression

when someone stays up late at night and gets depressed the longer they stay up.by midnight the person is already thinking if they have any true friends and wishing they could do over everything. however in the next morning after they sleep the person gets extremely happy to be around and loves there friends.
Man i got midnight depression last night, i don't know what was happening with me.
by KrivRedDragon July 8, 2020
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national cure someones depression with nudes day

June 9th is the day where you have to send someone with depression nudes to try to make their day
hey wanna see something to make your day better bc its national cure someones depression with nudes day
by Gerson755 June 8, 2020
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Arcane depression

The phenomenon where someone falls into a pit of depression and dispair after finishing the Netlix series, Arcane.
The show was really good, but now i'm suffering from the Arcane depression.
by Pigeon Dealer April 15, 2024
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