work weight

weight you put on while at a job. eventually the weight is lost after being fired or quitting.

Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?

by bros_before_hoos January 2, 2020

Not Working

Nope. I said that I stopped doing that EXPLICITLY. "She's fucking the retard and everyone is passing off their hours on to me and trying to make me do all the work to make their lives easier... I'm just going to stop working.... I want it to be a slow-burn... I'm going to turn down the tap until they fire me..."

Hym "I wasn't not working. I stopped working. They work not working. Instead of working they fucked the retard and when they were done fucking the retard, I would show up early, work for 15 hours, and do their job in addition to my own."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2024

splatter work

The exponential worsening of existence based on how God splatters your substance permanently relative to heaven on earth. The gnashing of the soul.

God is going to do some splatter work on the unpardonable sinners to prove a point that 100% evil is so thoroughly encapsulted.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017

Work Whore

A person who makes time to hang out with his "cool" friends, but pretends he's busy with work when invited to hang out with his real friends

"Man, Tom is such a work whore"

by Based_ICWD December 10, 2020

work

the worst thing ever created

money should be free so we don't have to work

by bigchingus409 September 9, 2019

clerk work

it happens when you're stoned

Hi Dad, yes, you will be happy that i got a job! It's, uh, clerk work!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Basement work

The act of participating in sexual intercourse whilst being on bottom.

Friend: What’d you get up to last night?
Me: Wife was feeling frisky but I was tired so I did a little basement work.

by Randy Stone January 17, 2024