brown snail

Turd that leaves a streak on its way down the toilet

I said goodbye to my family of brown snails as they returned to the ocean to play and make babies.

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Jojo Brown

Jojo is the single most amazing person ever to be met and it is extraordinary to know him at all. He's good at absolutely everything, and he's one of those people that everyone just wants to be around. His talent does and will change lives, he will be inclined to whatever it is he wants to do because he is just that intelligent and blessed. Undeniably attractive, not just in the physical sense; brilliant and fun to be with.

Dude, I wish I was like Jojo Brown; he can sing, dance, act, play the piano, AND he has the most friends.

by superhoneymoon June 28, 2011

making brown

Making poop poop

"Hey where is Kevin at?"

"I think he's in the bathroom making brown"

by moombert January 24, 2009

Brown Pelican

The act of anal fucking a female with your balls then having the female give you head with the shit covered balls draping down, resembling a pelican with a brown gullet.

"My night wasn't complete until I pulled the Brown Pelican"

by Mike bob January 18, 2007

Brown Magic

A person of middle eastern descent who is able to use their charm and skill to woo the opposite sex. If used properly, their smooth conversation style and charisma can charm even the coldest of admirers. The phrase was coined after being used on set by Executive Producer Samir Karimi and again when it was re-referenced in the movie Super Troopers.

"Wow that girl is really all into him"
"Yeah he really worked that Brown Magic"

by Sabm3 December 17, 2009

Brown Bag

This phenomenon occurs when one is in the process of defecating. In order to occur, the fecal flux must be a single, uninterrupted outflow, creating a log of such magnitude that the stool reaches the bottom of the bowl before being released. Once this delicate equilibrium is broken, the crap proceeds to fall forwards, gently tickling the underside of your testicular sac, leaving a brown deposit in its wake. This rare occurrence is known as the "brown bag".

-dude, your toilet bowl is so shallow, it gives me brown bags all the time!!

by flapdoodle13 August 4, 2010

Dan Brown

Diarrhoea.

In an episode of QI, Stephen Fry described Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code as "Loose stool water, arse gravy of the worst kind."

"Hey bud how was your weekend?"
"Awful! Dan Brown all weekend. I couldn't get more than ten foot from the pan."

by Monster P March 28, 2008